everythingfox:

If millie fits millie sits

ok-craig-ofthe-loud-tales-go:

sighinastorm:

catasters:

God’s perfect killing machine.

Idiot.

God’s perfect idiot

teaboot:

wannab-urs:

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

I know you probably meant like BDSM but I’m just imagining cartwheels and circus music

facts-i-just-made-up:

CALLOUT POST

I’m pissed off because this book was nowhere near as erotic as tumblr led me to believe:

warmhappycat:

mathew:

Anthropologist.

terrierfan123:

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he’s sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

kittybroker:

wikipedianna:

important-animal-images:

@kittybroker How much for this fancy gentleman?

Fancy gentlemen kitty refusing to follow proper etiquette! How uncivilized! Only going for the menial price of $7.52! A disgrace!

disgustinggf:

fgrobichiko:

tooiconic:

barrutmalwe:

mygayassshenanigans:

markscherz:

soundlessdragon:

gif87a-com:

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

Science

I love it

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

stop it steve

mood:

His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.

hnmmm what if i just HHEGGDHEHHDGGEGEGGDGGDGEGEGE

greelin:

greelin:

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

eldhuug:

eldhuug:

You shall not fucking pass on his gig

Omg the white album dropped

campfirecanines:

dogsaremypatronus:

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

sloppystyle:

technovillain:

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

bacony-cakes:

poopyboiman:

zerozerozio:

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it’s ok to bother you with questions and statements

please bother me with questions and statements